I have lived a thousand lives and I’ve loved a thousand loves. I’ve walked on distant worlds and seen the end of time. Because I read.
George R.R. Martin (via robbstakrs)

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can’t wait for summer.

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rachel’s sister, played by the world

joey, played by me

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thegapperproject:

dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

I think most of us guessed it when we saw the “people from liverpool” bit.

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you guys, I forgot about tumblr for 7 months and I found it again. ruh roh.


damonwells:

christine-chapels:

remember that time that george washington said “hey don’t split into political parties bc bad shit’s gonna happen if you do”

and then america did the thing

image

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catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

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